Lately 24 has been boring me. I've noticed I am not on the edge of my seat waiting for the excitement to pass, nor am I blown away by the twists and sudden changes in the plot line.
Instead I'm waiting for it to finally end so I can go to bed. No more gasping for breath on commercial breaks, more like yawning and growing cobwebs.
Last night I was sitting there watching 24. And suddenly I said "Is this 24 or is this a soap opera?" Because I'm not sure anymore. What with the romantic drama crap.
Milo and whatser-face need to stop having staring contests because we have a CRISIS HERE PEOPLE. OMG.
The first person to clone himself and name his clone Josh, aka: Doyle, needs to put down his Koran and his Bible and all the other books he's read and decide what his character's personality is first before another word comes out of his mouth. Are you a cold hearted jerk who's better than everyone else or some complicated poor mortal merely trying to find his way through life?
Mr. Palmer, how could you? David would be ashamed.
Lets start with his doctor.
1st of all, how does inducing a coma reduce cranial pressure?
2nd of all, if you know two doses of adrenaline could permanently damage/kill the president, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. He's a moron. Gosh.
3rd of all, you need to take some lessons from Dr. House. Not in sarcasm or in indifference but in the growing of a spine.
Okay, President Palmer had some pressure in his head that could cause brain damage so they induced a coma. Then they took him out of the coma so he could continue to fight for what he believes is right for the country (We have to pick the lesser of two evils, right?) and so there was about five minutes when we had to wait to see if he would die because they woke him up. He almost did. Then he was all better.
So he ends up back the president of the united states and what does he do?
He does exactly what he was taken out of a coma to stop.
Gotta fit in with the other kids, right? Can't have anyone thinking we're weak or stupid.
What is this, high school?
David did JUST fine in a wheel chair and nobody said he looked week.
David could hold his own even when he was poisoned and near death or whatever.
Tom Lennox is SO annoying. First he was the bad guy, now he's the good guy? Just the way he talks annoys me for some reason.
And don't get me started on Jack Bauer.
last night I figured out why 24 has gotten so boring.
Jack has not tortured anyone, killed anyone, blown anything up, screamed and yelled, threatened anyone, stalked a killer with his gun DRAWN, or ANYTHING recently. He hasnt said "We dont have time!" recently either.
Cutting off one man's finger does not count. That's cheating us out of our fix.
At first it was okay since he'd just gotten back from the Chinese, but its still the same day and he's almost back to normal only more boring and the show isnt about him anymore, its about the stupid president or something...
He's more... human. Emotionally attached to more and more people. Not quite as cold and invincible.
How many ladies was Jack involved with anyways?
We have a growing list here.
Audrey (dead)
That Spanish chic (dead)
Terri (dead)
Marylynne (not dead yet) (where did she go anyways?)
Anybody we don't know about?
Chloe? (still alive)
I'm seeing a pattern. (*cough*)
Anyways.
Milo and Jack are battling for the title of "The Man" of this tv show. Milo already saved Marylynne, got shot, survived, killed some guys... Too bad he might be the mole. Yeah you think a guy like Milo would just "forget" to put the right number in? Uh huh. sure.
24 needs some explosions, better plot twists and can we PLEASE stop hanging out at the white house bunker and do something exciting for once?
I have never felt like falling asleep through 24 until this season. I think its all the political stuff.
Why are we attacking a country when we dont even know WHERE the attacks came from? Why waste time thinking about getting somebody back instead of spending time figuring out the facts first?
Friggin' Idiots! Gooosssh!!
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