Tuesday, April 24, 2007

English Assignment

I have to write a 1500 word research paper on an unsolved mystery.
I was deciding between

Loch Ness Monster
Atlantis
Bermuda Triangle
Easter Island
and Jack the Ripper


I was reading the websites of the first several things and they were so boring.
Then I got to a Jack the Ripper page.


"Dear Boss, I keep on hearing the police have caught me but they won't fix me just yet...I am down on whores and I shan't quit ripping them till I do get buckled. Grand work the last job was. I gave the lady [ref. to Annie Chapman] no time to squeal. How can they catch me know? I love my work and want to start again. You will soon hear of me and my funny little games... The next job I do I shall clip the lady's ears off and send to the police officers just for jolly...Keep this letter back till I do a bit more work, then give it out straight. My knofe is nice and sharp. I want to get to work right away if I get a chance. Good luck. Yours truly, Jack the Ripper"


"Mr. Lusk. Sir I send you half the Kidne I took from one woman prasarved it for you. tother piece I fried and ate it was very nice. I may send you the bloody knif that took it out if you only wate a whil longer. Signed Catche me when you can Mister Lusk."


Dude... I'm going with Jack the Ripper. :)

1 comment:

Marie N. said...

Have fun!