Peep Torturing

Yesterday I recieved the traditional peeps for Easter.
Before they could get any ideas they were admitted into the Maple-Morbid Hospital for Minors.



Here I am getting ready for the procedures and diagnoses that would come to take place.




We got a case (literally) of conjoined peeps. We cant have that...



So they were promptly seperated.



This little guy didn't make it.


The others recovered while we got in another patient who need a head transplant.



His head had been smooshed and declared useless.



So we took the dead peep's head off since it was working perfectly.







The head was then sewn on.



The surgery went well and the peep recovered.







Then we got a peep who need brain surgery.
He was shaved and admitted into the OR.





I had not known peep brains were blue... but you learn something new every day.
Ignore the dying headless peep in the corner of the picture.


We think he recovered too... but we're not sure.

THIS peep was bathing innocently when he started bleeding out every pore.

and he continued to bleed.


DIFFERENTIAL DIAGNOSIS PEOPLE.
When you hear hoofbeats behind you don't expect to see a zebra.
Or a bleeding peep riding a goat.


We DONT HAVE TIME! WHATS WRONG!?!??!



Needless to say he died.


and was submitted to the morgue.


After our forensics team checked him out we found he had massive internal bleeding due to something fatal.

FIRST EVER CAUGHT ON FILM!!!
THE WORLD'S FIRST PREGNANT PEEP!!!!

Here at the Maple-Morbid Hospital for Minors we did the first operation on the first ever pregnant peep and succesfully delivered 5 little baby peeps.

This guy had a boring, cancerous and potentially fatal tumor.

So we chopped it off and sent him home.



Dont get any ideas. These peeps were all operated on without any sort of pain killers and were all mercilessly poked and probed for about an hour. then they were promptly eaten by the interns.

When do I get my medical degree?

*EVIL GRIN*

several peeps were harmed in the making of this blog post