Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Deadly

"Marijuana can cause loss of interest" and so can reading pages and pages of the same thing. "This drug is bad. It does this. It could kill you. This other drug here, is also bad. It could kill you Oh and THIS one, this one's bad too. Did you know it could kill you?"
Good old health class.

What I want to know is why they dont have the pronunciation for tetrahydrocannabinol but they have the pronunciation for inhalants. I'm not a moron, I know how to pronounce inhalants, ktnx. Funny, they also dont tell me how to pronounce methylenedioxymethamphetamine. But i figured it out.

Did you know inhalants are sniffed? -gasp- I had no idea.
Oh hey, laughing gas. "Use by physicians and dentists as anesthetics." I wonder if its related to happy masks... I was wondering what was in that stuff. Nitrus oxide apparently.

INHALENTS KILL BRAIN CELLS. Dun dun DUN.

What I want to know is why would they tell kids if you take lots and lots of cough syrup, its like being on PCP? Hellooo. "Drugs are bad but if you drink lots cough syrup..." That just doesnt make sense to me. I'm not stupid, I'm not even interested in trying but what if somebody was? I dunno. Its just crazyyyy. They didn't say not to try it either... Whatever.

And now I know about pretty much every drug there is out there. I feel so much smarter now. Time to read about how great my life will be if I dont abuse drugs. horrible my life will be if i abuse drugs. Because Im such the rebel...

And now i have the song "Hash Pipe" by Weezer stuck in my head.

5 comments:

Brian said...

Interesting fact,

I read a statistic about 2 years ago, saying:

About 80% of all* 10th grade students have admitted to smoking marijuana a least once.

(*which was so wrong, because I was in 10th grade when I read this, and I was never asked any thing. Any whooo)

Now in the Netherlands where marijuana is legal only 20% percent of 10th grade students have admitted to smoking marijuana at least once.

Kind of ironic don't cha think?

Šørën Kïêrkêgåårð said...

Eep! I love Hash Pipe!!

I know! Why would they tell you "Okay these drugs are bad, but!! If you take these simple household medicines, you get the same effect."

WTF? That makes aboslutely no sense to me.
NARC officers also talk about meth, and how it's so bad for you and how careful they have to be when busting a meth lab, but then they tell you how to make it.

NARC Off. are the stupid ones.

Emily said...

Lol, wow, thats an awful lot... Sometimes I wonder if they just make stuff up to scare people.

But thats funny about the Netherlands, :P Maybe they know its not worth it, lol

Or America is the big void of loser-dom and stupidity and everyone else is smarter than us...
or at least the netherlands anyways, lol

I know I wouldnt want to guzzle down cough medicine, just a teaspoon and a half makes me cringe so...

Lol! Thats funny. In a sad way.

Šørën Kïêrkêgåårð said...

Oh I know, cough syrup is so gross.
I don't take it, I'll drink tea.

I think the Netherlands have a good idea. If you legalized stuff like that, people would know that they can get it whenever, and they have time.
So they'll start doing other things and forget. There just wont be as big an intrest.

Rick said...

Now I have "We're All On Drugs" stuck in my head. Thanks Emily.

Did you learn about the hallucinogens, too? Like LSD, PCP, peyote, and mushrooms? Or did I just give you something new to take back to your instructor?